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Hostess of the night, Gysho a.k.a Wynora and Gosha! Mature content! Warning, no children under the age of 18 are allowed to read this! Don't say we didn't warn you! An announcer voice: Welcome, to the one and only Gysho Talk Show!! Here are your hostesses of tonight! Son Gosha! And Wynora!! *Everyone claps and stands up, cheering and dancing and whatever* Wy: Thank you! *trips and falls flat on her nose* Gosha: *sees it and breaks out in laughing* Wy: *stands up, red beat face* *hits Gosha on the head* STOP LAUGHING Gosha: * holds head* uh...yeah, anyway, hi! And welcome to the show!! *mumbles still rubbing sore head* Wy: *gets her act together after dusting of the dust on her coat* Ahum! Yes welcome! *sits down* Tonight we have a special show, our guests have come far away just to be here with us and tell us about their lives! Please welcome, the one and only... Gosha: clears throat also* SON GOKU AND CHICHI!!! *points to other side* *People jump up and applauds and cheer even louder* *Girls faint after hearing Goku's name including one of the talk hosts; Gosha* Wy: *mumbles while sweat dropping* Gosha… stand up *puts on a fake smile* *Goku and ChiChi enter the stage, both wearing a great smile and waving at the cheering crowd around them* *Gosha turns to look at Wy with evil eyes* Wy: eerrh.. ^^;; * sweat drops* Gosha: *clears throat* Yeah, anyway, Welcome Goku and Chichi *Goku and Chichi sit down* Gosha: It's great to have you here on the show Wy:*quickly joins* Yes welcome! Finally we get to meet the famous couple of Dragonball Z, Goku and ChiChi! *big grin as the rest of the audience cheer again* *Both Goku and ChiChi smile* ChiChi: It's great to be invited here. *Goku nods, feeling really uncomfortable* Gosha: *smiles at them* so, lets talk about you guys^^ How are things these days, being as Goku, you only returned home the other day after 7 years of absence Goku: Ahh things are great! ChiChi: *blushes* yes they are Gosha: *smirks* oh really? ^_~ Wy: Hey! Young children are watching this show! ...... *whispers to ChiChi* I want all details till after the show! *grins* ChiChi: *blushes* ... of course not! *winks* Gosha: *clears throat* so uh....yeah....um....yeah... Goku: well uh *laughs nervously* it was great to finally come home! I really missed my family and ChiChi's home cooking!! *audience laugh* Gosha: *murmurs* I bet that's all you missed....*smirks* Wy: *smacks Gosha on the head* enough talking about sex! Audience: *gasp* Wy: .... O.o *sweat drop* did I say this out loud? Goku: *blushes insanely and feels really uncomfortable right now* ChiChi: yeah, well... husbands do miss their wives at certain levels other then... you know... For instance, just walking through the forest hand in hand. *smiles with red cheeks* Wy: oh... Gosha: hmm....*mumbles under her voice* stupid baka Wy: what was that? Gosha: Uh, yeah so how are the kids? ^^; Goku: Great! It was wonderful to meet Goten to! ChiChi: Goten was so happy to finally see his father Gosha: awe... Wy: yeah, it must have been hard for him to be with out a father and then Gohan going to school every day. I am so glad for him to have finally met his father! Goku: Thank you! ChiChi: Yes, we are really happy for him... as the rest of the family Gosha: Were you shocked to know you had another son? Goku: *blushes* not really...well, you see, before I died, me and Chi- Chichi: I think they get the idea honey. He knew I was pregnant but you know...*blushes* Wy: *grin* ... Now it's time to go back to the time when ChiChi was first pregnant with Gohan! Did you understand right away what pregnancy meant? Goku: ... no, but ChiChi explained, I just got over the fact after having to find out how people do..... *whispers very low* sex ChiChi: He wasn't shocked or anything Wy: So things, when Gohan was being born, went smoothly? ChiChi: Everything went just fine; Goku was very calm and didn't mind my yelling and screaming. Just the fact that I was in pain was bothering him. Goku: Yeah... ChiChi: Heh, it was not until he saw the needle, which made him all defensive and ready to beat everybody up! Gosha: awe what a sweetheart you are Goku! ChiChi: *sits proud* i know, he has always been that way haven't you sweetheart? Goku: heehee, I try^^ Gosha: yeah whatever, so Goku what size boxers do you wear? *audience fall silent* Goku/Chi/Wy: O.o... Wy: Kiddo! *covers her mouth* please excuse her... heh, she has this weird obsession to collect boxer shorts.. Gosha: uh....yeah....this weird obsession...but really Goku, what size? *whispers this* Goku: uh..........*sweats* Chichi: *glares* Wy: *whispers to Gosha* you better stop nowwww... hehehe. ChiChi: *not looking that happy* Wy: Any ways... Goku: yeah, anyway, what were we talking about? Wy: uh, about how you found pregnancy and all for the first time. I bet it all scared you, and hey! What did you think of marriage? Are you glad that you agreed? ChiChi: *still glaring at Gosha* Gosha: Can I go to the bathroom? Wy: *gets angry as well* NO! ... You can't go to the bathroom in the middle of a live show! *pouts and crosses her arms* Gosha, you ruined our interview!! Gosha: *whines and crosses arms* fine... Goku: uh....shall I answer that question? Chichi: yeah answer it honey *Sighs* Goku: yeah so, I thought marriage was food hahaha^^ but when I found out what it was, I was a bit scared and I thought it was weird. But now, I really am glad i said yes because she is the most wonderful woman in the world and I love her with all my heart *blushes slightly* Audience: *all together* aaaww! ^^ Wy: *grabs a tissue and wipes away a tear* that's *sniffs* so beautiful ChiChi: ... you've never said that to me before.... *sniffs* Wy: *hands her a tissue* Gosha: *still sulking in the corner* Goku: well, I said it now, and I really meant it to Wy: oh stop it please! It's too beautiful!!! *ten minutes later//100 tissue boxes later* Wy: alright... heh, so, what questions do we have? Gosha? Gosha: *glares* Wy: uh....ok, how about we ask the audience *swallows nervously* you there! *points to some random person* Person: yes, um hi you two^^ Goku/Chi: Hi^^ Person: I just wanted to ask you Chichi, how hard is it being the wife of Goku? I mean, he's Earth's hero and all, it must be really difficult ChiChi: well yes it is very hard. I mean, some days you let him walk out of the door not knowing whether he'll come back. It is hard. It hurts a lot, but its something I must put up with because I love him you know Person: yeah thanks *audience clap and person sits down* Wy: You are one of the most loyal wives I have ever met! *claps specially for ChiChi as the audience follows* Goku: Yes, I am very lucky! ChiChi: *blushes* Thank you... Gosha: *mumbles* too lucky.. having Goku... I want Goku... Wy: awe come on Gosha, cheer up! We're on live TV ya know * glares nicely...somehow* Gosha: hmm.....fine.... Goku: heh^^ Wy; right uh....what to say what to say Gosha: Is the sex good Chichi? Wy: *falls down* ChiChi: O.O Goku: ... not again... *somebody from the audience hold out their hand* Wy: Yes, please ask a question... please!! Person: Uhm... not about the sex? Wy: *fumes up* NO NOT ABOUT THEIR SEXLIVES!!! Person: *sits back down* Wy: *pulls out hair* Goku: Chichi, why do they keep asking us them things? Chichi: uh...it's because you're such a good looking guy Goku. They're jealous Gosha: NO WE'RE NOT!!!!!! Wy: OH God help me Chichi: yes you are, other wise you wouldn't care Gosha: want to bet on that eh?? EH????? Wy: ....... If I hear another person even ask something about sex, even when they DON'T mention the word.. I'll SHOVE THIS CHAIR UP IN TO THEIR ASSES!! ChiChi: You think I haven't read all the things you have been saying about MY Goku? Wy: Great... this is just great Goku: ehh... Gosha: What?! *looks innocent* that was Wy! I swear! Wy: Keep me out of this Kiddo! *Audience member* what about the sex?! Wy: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH *grabs her chair and chases that person down with it* GET HERE YOU LITTLE PUNK!! Gosha: Hey!!! It's true!! You do write things about Goku!!! Like how hot he is and how you wish he was yours *drools* Wy: *sweats while chasing down the audience member* no I don't!!! I swear!!!! *yells at the running man* Chichi: *gets angry* He's my Goku so leave it be! And don't try anything either!! Goku: honey uh... Gosha: I don't care if he is your husband, I still love him and there's nothing you can do about it...heh, and i bet you ain't got sexy pictures to look at al day long *smirks* ChiChi: no...I got the real thing Gosha: *gasps* STOP IT!!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! Goku: Wynora? Help me? Wy: *shoves the chair up into that person's ass* BE RIGHT THERE!! ChiChi: Take it back?! I know that Wynora is more drooling over my son Gohan then over MY husband!! You're the one who's got a DA page dedicated to him AND a site!! Wy: If I may *wipes off some sweat of her forehead*.... she's also got a DA club dedicated to you... ^^ ChiChi: ...... Goku: wow.. Gosha: *fires up*....oh....*calms down*....uh yeah!!! See I love you too!!! Um...not in that kind of way...but uh....yeah...uh... Goku: wow Chichi, and i thought everyone hated you. I'm so glad they don't!! *smiles brightly* Chichi: wow, I never knew you liked me so much *tears come into her eyes* Gosha: heh, yeah ^^; *whispers to Wy* Thank you Wy: ... did I just save our show? *everybody nods* Wy: HAH!! *man walks around with a chair stuck up in his ass* Wy: I ROCK!! ......... Gosha: *looks at guy* yawch... Wy: *grabs Gosha and hugs her* I SAVED THE SHOW!!! AH I SAVED IT!!! Goku: yeah!!! Chichi: *smiles* Wy: And our reputation! Gosha: *blinks* ... but we still haven't asked them about the sex... Wy: O.O *about to grab another chair* Gosha: LEAVE MY BUTT ALONE!! ChiChi: Okay!! We'll tell you how our sex life is!! Wy: *shakes* Goku: ^^;;; ChiChi: It's great, we do it three times in the morning, three times in the afternoon and mostly about five times at night... Wy: O.o ... wow really? .......................................................... How do you DO THAT?! Gosha: no way..........you gotta be kidding me??!!!! Chichi: I'm afraid not. I guess that's why I'm so fit, it from all the sexual exercise. Goku: uh yeah ^^;; Wy: well...that does explain a lot Gosha: How?? You just...can't... Goku: heh, of course, this hasn't always been the case^^ I mean, it took a while for her to get used to my strength Wy: I'll say, you must be...uh...hard work.... ChiChi: he was, but I got used to is over the years^^ Gosha: no way....they just can't... Wy: *pats Gosha on the back* I'm sorry to say this, but this is the ending of our interview! Thank you Goku and ChiChi for being here with us today and sharing your story with us... well... in short any way. Gosha: .... they have sex more then 11 times a day? Wy: ... right... *pats Gosha's back again* ChiChi & Goku: *wave as they stand up to leave* Wy: *waves as couple leave* well that was uh...charming Gosha: they...have sex 11 times a day Wy....11 times... Wy: -_-;; kiddo, please, come on! Just forget about it! Gosha: but they have it 11 times!!! ELEVEN TIMES!!! Wy: ^^; well that's the end of the show everyone!!! Wy: Goodbye for now!! *waves* Wave Gosha.. wave at them!! Gosha: ..... 11 times... Wy: *grabs Gosha's arm and waves with it* Come on kid.. come on.. you can do it! Stand up! Gosha: *is pulled up by Wy* ELEVEN times!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Wy: bye everybody see you next time...if my ass aint fired!!! *runs off stage dragging Gosha with her* * Audience applaude * |
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